I simply want to wish you freakish perverts a day of pizza and strippers. A day where V could stand for vagina, Volvo, eviscerate; really any V word that you want. May you find as little pressure as I have to participate in the massively marketed event like so many heart shaped lemmings. Strike out on your own, create new ridiculous holidays and holiday related traditions and then embrace your nonsensical ways because that’s really just like giving your Ego a big hug. Thus endeth my message of good tidings and poorly replicated olde-timey speak! Go yonder and be yourselves!