#11 Easy to get friends/family a guest pass to your home gym.
#12 Flexible hours of operation
#13 That disgusting smell isnt someone else for once
#14 you don’t have to fear anyone hearing your flatulence when lifting heavy weights
#15 Cops won’t be called if you show up nude
#16 No outside embarrassment from being a pansy little girly man when you can only do 3 reps of something at child-like weight…
Inner disappointment, however, cannot be helped.
#17 That sweat. The sweat that’s all over the equipment? That is YOUR sweat and if you don’t want to wipe everything down with sanitizer there will be no disapproving glances from pansies afraid of a few germs. Jesus people. Wash your hands before you put them in your mouth and there won’t be a problem!
#17 Isn’t 17 kind of a reason that the people at your gym want you to go to a home gym?
#17 Oh… um… Oops I mean, Jesus Christ people! Clean up after yourselves already! Sweat is gross!
Sanitizing every touchable surface of the treadmill actually does drive me nuts though. I mean, come on.
#18 When you have the desire to make lewd comments/fondle/tap that ass of the hottie using the equipment over there, she is your wife and could presumably do all three without repercussions…
#19(a). You don’t have to look at those 2 dozen people that spend every waking moment at the gym, effectively sucking all your motivation to work out because you could probably never be as “in shape” as that…
#19(b). You don’t have to look at those 2 dozen people that have never been in a gym in their entire lives, effectively sucking all your motivation to work out because you could probably never look that bad…
#20 – gym selfies are less creepy and you are more likely to make an epic fail “look how cool I am/ what I can do” youtube video.