I am writing this under duress. Duress that I placed upon myself. I publicly promised (sort of) to post M-W-F. I am writing this while I’m supposed to be hanging out with my friend. Wait a second…the friend that I’m hanging out with is ALSO supposed to be writing this blog. My friend is a DICK! This is called TWO fat losers, not ONE fat loser. Hey, if you ever consider relying on your best friend to post to a blog you agreed to post to…just forget it. If you consider relying on him to bring you a delicious Arby’s sandwich and curly fries since he’s going to Arby’s anyway…well that might actually work out.