I am writing this under duress.  Duress that I placed upon myself.  I publicly promised (sort of) to post M-W-F.  I am writing this while I’m supposed to be hanging out with my friend.  Wait a second…the friend that I’m hanging out with is ALSO supposed to be writing this blog.  My friend is a DICK!  This is called TWO fat losers, not ONE fat loser.  Hey, if you ever consider relying on your best friend to post to a blog you agreed to post to…just forget it.  If you consider relying on him to bring you a delicious Arby’s sandwich and curly fries since he’s going to Arby’s anyway…well that might actually work out.