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Get ready for some fashion VIAGRA!!!

Placket-itis, sloppy collar, etc.  Call it what you will but it’s basically the fashion equivalent of impotence.

He's not wearing a shirt is because of his sloppy collar shame.
He’s not wearing a shirt because of his sloppy collar shame.  I’m sure that’s it.

What you wear says a lot about you to other people.  If you want to talk true first impressions, it’s what I’m thinking from the first second I see you, long before you get the chance to defend or further impale yourself by opening your mouth.

Buff or not, I'm thinking...clown.
Buff or not, I’m thinking…clown.

Being dressed for success can have an even bigger impact on the way that you view yourself.  It not only gives you the confidence to bring your ‘A’ game but it keeps you from getting distracted from your real tasks by repeatedly second guessing your appearance.

This is where having some big guns in your fashion arsenal can promote you from Private Doofus to 5-Star General of Style and Class.

Allow me to introduce a newly developed piece of the puzzle.  If you want to look like you’ve got your shit together you need to get in on this from the start.  The new magic bullet is Million Dollar Collar and it’s available on Kickstarter.


Here’s your chance to get a premium product at a significant discount.  These might be a little more than what you’re used to paying at your local fashion outlets but owning a few premium dress shirts is a vastly better strategy than maintaining a whole legion of junk.  I mean that.  Go look at your dress shirts right now and tell me you honestly think that’s the best you can do for yourself.  You deserve better.  Now go get it.