• I weighed in at 240 this morning.
• I ate no more than what I needed all day and had tea or water instead of coffee.
• Then I went and ate like a total douchenozzle at a mexican restaurant for Cinco de Mayo (really just an excuse to be a douchenozzle).

To celebrate my rampant stupidity and total lack of dietary control I have replaced my garage door with this totally bitchin’ one designed by  a fat loser.

Goodnight Milwaukee!